Alfie Quotes

Alfie: I'd like a little privacy please.



Alfie: I myself subscribe more to the European philosphy of life, my priorities leaning towards wine, women and... well that's about it.



Alfie: Whenever you meet a beautiful woman, just remember somewhere there's a man who's sick of shagging her.


Julie: Where were you last night?
Alfie: I thought we agreed we weren't asking each other those questions.


Alfie: What have I got? Really? Some money in my pocket, some nice threads, fancy car at my disposal, and I'm single. Yeah... unattached, free as a bird... I don't depend on nobody and nobody depends on me... My life's my own. But I don't have peace of mind. And if you don't have that, you've got nothing. So... what's the answer? That's what I keep asking myself. What's it all about? You know what I mean?


Alfie: Anyone in the mood for a little Alfie, straight-up?


Alfie: The problem is, she doesn't have enough of the superficial things that really matter.


Alfie: Personally, I've always suspected that everyone else is having a far merrier Christmas than I am.


Alfie: In every doomed relationship, there comes what I like to call "The uh-oh moment". When a certain little something happens, and you know you've just witnessed the beginning of the end. And suddenly you stop and you think, "Uh-oh, iceberg ahead".


Joe: There are two things I've learned in life: find someone to love and live everyday as if it were your last.