A china man woke up one day and wasn't feeling so good so he called his boss and said "Boss I no feel good, Me not come in to work today."
Then the boss replied, "I tell you what, when I no feel good I stay in home and I have sex with my wife, she make everything all better and then I go to work, you should try some time."
China man says "thanks for advice boss I go now bye".
Later on the china man shows up to work and tells his boss "Thanks for advice boss, I feel A-OK, by the way boss you have nice house."