Ek bar Santa Singh New York jaata hai. Jab woh Empire State Building ke samne aata hai to chakit ho jaata hai. Aur phir dheere dheere woh uske floors ginta hai. Usko dekhkar ek Gujrati Bhai wahan aata hai.
Gujrati bhai bolta hai "Sardarji tusi kya kar rahe ho?"
Santa: "Ji main uski manzilen(floors) gin raha hoon."
Gujrati bhai "Tumko pata hai Empire State Building ke floors gin ne ke liye $1 per floor dena padta hai, Tumne ab tak kitne floors giney(count kiye)?"
Santa Singh: "Ji, 10."
Gujrati bhai "Theek hai, $10 de do."
Aur Gujrati bhai chala jata hai. Uske jaate his Santa singh zameen par baith kar zor zor se hasne laga.
Banta Singh jo wahin se guzar raha tha usne ye sab dekha aur bola "Santa Singh tere ko woh aadmi bewkoof bana gaya, yahan ek floor ginne ka sirf 50 cents lagta hai, aur tum khush ho rahe ho? Sharm aani chahiye tumhe."
Santa Singh "Oye, bewkoof to main usko banaya. Maine, sach boley to 100 floors giney the."