Help!! Titanic is sinking.
Everyone on the ship are shouting, crying, running or praying to god.
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here?
Sardarji : Two miles.
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, land is two miles from here?
Sardarji : Downwards.