Four Pakistanis were travelling in a train and spotted Santa Singh visiting a Sikh shrine in Pakistan. One guy said he was going to piss him off. He walked over to Santa Singh and tapped him on the shoulder. 'Hey, I hear the Indian Prime Minister is a Coward.' Santa replied, 'Oh really, hmm, I didn't know that.'
Puzzled, the Pakistani man walked back to his buddies. 'I told him Indian Prime Minister was a sissy and he didn't care!'
'You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn.' The second Pakistani man walked over and tapped the Santa Singh on the shoulder. 'I hear the Indian Prime Minister is a transvestite!' 'Oh, wow, I didn't know that, thank you.' Shocked beyond belief, the Pakistani man went back to his buddies. 'Your right, he is unshakable!'
The third Pakistani man said: 'No, no, no, I will really piss him off, you just watch.' The Pakistani man walked over to Santa Singh, tapped him on the shoulder and said. 'I hear the Indian Prime Minister is a bastard!' 'Really, I didn't know that, thank you.' Shocked, the Pakistani man went back to his buddies. 'He is really unshakable!'
The fourth Pakistani man said: 'No! All of you are fools. See how I piss him off.' The Pakistani man walked over to Santa Singh, tapped him on the shoulder and said, 'I hear the Indian Prime Minister really a Pakistani!' Santa replied, 'Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me.'