Amanpreet is on his first trip to the United States. Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled while filling out the entrance form at the border. The border official looks over Preet's shoulder to see him write 'Once A Week' in the small space labeled, "SEX".
The official explains, "No, no, no. That's not what we mean by this question. We're asking 'Male' or 'Female'."
Amanpreet replies. "Male, Female, Animal -- it doesn't matter."