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Jassi At Kbc

Jassi tries his luck in Kaun Banega Crorepati.
Amitabh : Ek hazaar rupeyo ke liye, aapka pehla sawaal. What does "C" stand for, in the term LIC? Aapke options: A) Company B) Corporation C) Colony D) Cell.
Jassi : Corporation!
Amitabh : Sure?
Jassi : Hah!
Amitabh : Confident!
Jassi : Yes!
Amitabh : Lock kar doo!
Jassi : Haaji!
Amitabh : Computerji please lock option B - corporation. Saahi jawab, aap ek hazaar rupey jeet gaye! Apne itna mushkil sawaal kaa jawaab diya... ab apse mein ek simple sawaal karoonga... Aapke pitaji ka naam kya hai?
Jassi : (sits silently)
Amitabh : (After a long pause) What is your father's name?
Jassi : (again sits silently, without uttering a word).
Amitabh : Aap chahe to aapke life lines istamal kar sakte hein.
Jassi : (still sits silently, says nothing)
Amitabh : Kya ab backout karna chahte hai?
Jassi : Oye nahi Amitji! Aapne abhi tak mujhe 4 options diye hi nahi!

 
 

 


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