An Englishman, an Irishman and a Sardar are talking about their daughters.
The Englishman says: "The other day I went into my daughter's bedroom and found a box of cigarettes. I was shocked. I didn't know she smokes."
The Scotsman says: "Well, you won't believe it but the other day I went into my daughter's bedroom and found a bottle of vodka. I was shocked. I had no idea she drank."
The Sardarji says: "Well that's absolutely nothing. The other day I went into my daughter's bedroom and found a box of condoms. I was shocked. I didn't know she had a dick."