free-ecardsforall.com Home
 Home  Ecards  Beauty   Health  Holidays  Movies  Quotations  Celebrity  News  Poems  Jokes  Games  Links

Beauty

Facials
Hair Care
Lips Care

Make-Up

Skin Care

 

Top Quotes

Examinations

Health

Perception

Motivation

Engagement

more...

 

Famous Authors

Gail Godwin
Gillian Anderson
Harold Macmillan

Francis Beaumont

Ivy Lee

more...

webmaster

ADVERTISEMENT

 

More of Lawyer Jokes

Clever Lawyer

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. And, with his lawyer's assistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out.

 
 

 


 Home  Ecards  Beauty   Health  Holidays  Movies  Quotations  Celebrity  Jokes  News  Poems  Recipes  Games Submission Horoscope  Links


© 2007-2008 free-ecardsforall.Com Loves You. | Disclaimer | Privacy |