Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service as he always does, when Mary Clancey came up to him in tears. "What's bothering you so, dear?" inquired Father O'Grady. "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news," replied Mary. "Well, what is it, Mary?" asked Father O'Grady. "Well, my husband passed away last night, Father," said Mary. "Oh, Mary," said the father. "That's terrible. Tell me Mary, did he have any last requests?" "Well, yes he did, Father," replied Mary. "What did he ask, Mary?" said the Father. "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down that gun.'"