Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
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Found on the seal of a bag of bagels:
NEW
IMPROVED
Made the old
fashioned way
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Sign in a restaurant:
"We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone."
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Heard on a radio station.
What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?
"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."
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Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?
