A doctor of
psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's
room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of
wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied,
"Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired
of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my
friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor
looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down
from there before he hurts himself"
