A young
couple married, and celebrated their first night together doing what
newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. In the morning, the groom
goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he gets out of the shower. He
asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the
bathroom door, he opens the door, exposing his body for the first time to
his bride where she sees all of him well. Her eyes went up and down and at
about midway, they stopped.
She asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to a small part of his anatomy. He,
also shy, thought for a minute and said, "Well, that's what we had so much
fun with last night."
She, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"