Two
hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about
their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is
eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman
shakes her head "No". Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and
shakes her head.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks
down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks
slowly back to the bar.
His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but
I ain't never seed nobody do it!"