A fiberglass
port-a-potty at Oshkosh with the message "I could have been a Glassair!"
written on it?
"I would like to die in my sleep like my father did, not in screaming
terror, like his passengers."
If God had meant man to fly, He would have given him more money or airplane
tickets.
"Gravity always wins!"
You know you´re flying a Cessna when you have a bird strike and it is from
behind!
747 on final approach at 1000' off the deck. First Officer asks Captain "Are
you happy with the position of the landing gear, sir?" Captain reaches down,
lowers the gear and lands safely.
Lost Cessna Pilot: "Big airport with a little Cessna 150 overhead, please
identify yourself!"
A Landing is just controlled mid-air collision with a planet.
