Acronyms for International Airlines

Italy

ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival

ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia

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Britain

BOAC = Better on a camel
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Belgium

SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again

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Pakistan

PIA = Please, Inform Allah

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Yugoslavia

JAT = Joke About Time

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Pacific Western Airlines

PWA = Pray While Aloft

PWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines

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Trans World Airlines = Teeney Weeny Airlines.