On a
transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence
is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by
lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she
wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be
memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me
really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane
who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and
they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a
woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair
and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his
shirt one button at a time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and
extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
