Why do elephants paint their feet yellow?
To hide upside down in bowls of custard.

Have you ever seen an elephant upside down in your custard?
Then it must work.

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How do you get elephants to go into a Mini Cooper?
Tell them there's custard in there.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your fridge?
Yellow footprints in the egg tray.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter.